I. am. confused. Why do I keep hearing about celebs getting honorary degrees? From schools they didn't even attend? They are the ones who can afford these fancy schools but they are getting a degree for free and for no work? What the what?!
As always Oprah had to do it up big. She got honorary degrees from Howard University, Duke and Harvard. And not for nothing but her Harvard degree is a Doctor of Laws degree. What?!
Kermit the frog even has an honorary degree. He's not even real. He's a goddamn puppet. He has a hand up his ass and he got a degree. It's true. Bing it. Google it.
I went to UMass Lowell, and all I got was a bad kidney and a shit load of debt.
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