forget the ball, Miley is a wreck herself!

Every single time I hear Miley Cyrus, in my head I praise my parents for punishing me when I acted like an ass when I was younger. Miley, we get that you can't stop, but we really really want you to.

welcome to 2013

2 guys legit staring at me as I pull in and find parking at the crazy busy dunkies. walking out w my coffee they start staring again and I think it's either bc I had a nip slip I didn't know about or bc my hair looks like Mufasa today. Then one guy says to the other that he can't believe as a girl I could maneuver the truck so well.

What I said in my head: sir, welcome to 2013! Its so weird- girls can do lots of things! imagine?! Oh and I've been driving my dads work trucks since I was 16. 
What I said out loud: you're an idiot.